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Meditation _ Mr. Simmons + Horace Horsecollar :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 58 12 Rainbow Brite :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 3 4 Horace Horsecollar + Mr Simmons' Cuddle Time :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 47 37 Iggie, for CartoonLover16 :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 4 8 Censored _ Horace Horsecollar + Mr. Simmons :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 73 38 Horace Horsecollar as Patroklos Alexander :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 23 6 Hey Arnold all Disnied Up :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 31 25 Ps 118's New Vice Principal, Horace Horsecollar :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 58 17 Ps 118's Number 1 Teacher, Mr. Simmons :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 53 22
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Second Thoughts _ Horace Horsecollar + Mr. Simmons :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 106 81
Legend of Zelda Tshirt Design :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 57 12 Princess Zelda of AOL: Digital Color :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 130 18 Elizabeth Bathory, Mistress of Blood :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 4 0 Legend of Zelda: Classic Blue Moblin Plush Toy II :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 24 6 Mr. Saturn Figurine :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 22 7 Red Octorok :iconscotaliano:Scotaliano 29 13


Pillow Fight and--WILD HELGA APPEARED! :iconmegawackymax:megawackymax 62 13 Rainy Day :iconshaami:Shaami 695 157 Disney's Princess Academy Production Storyboard 01 :icondavidkawena:davidkawena 2,306 89 Hustler Backstage :iconkjcharmedfreak:kjcharmedfreak 21 7 Master Belch WIP :iconpatmichael:PatMichael 6 9 Experiment :iconururuty:Ururuty 3,347 256 Ariel, Coloring Book Meme :iconflying-fox:Flying-Fox 359 15 Nabooru - The Sage of Spirit :iconstudioofmm:studioofmm 134 13 All's Not Fair at the County Fair :iconcartuneslover16:Cartuneslover16 548 141 Link's Awakening :iconxgeekpower:xGeekpower 276 36 Stacey and Roxanne :iconthweatted:thweatted 688 42 All the Furry Ladies :iconfrandemartino:frandemartino 468 42 We're Tiny, We're Toony... :iconchopfe:Chopfe 47 28 Flunkenstein And His Bride :iconchopfe:Chopfe 4 3 Pataki Sketches :iconchopfe:Chopfe 20 5



Hey, everyone! I want to apologize again for the disappearance. I had yet ANOTHER heart-attack, however this one wasn't so minor. I was in the hospital for over a week. Turns out, though I have low cholesterol, that didn't prevent what little I had from building up in one of my valves (forget which one), but I'm fine now. I should be fully recovered within a week or two, and I should be dishing out more artwork, hopefully soon!


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Bretton Albert John Carter
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
Art Trade/Commission information

Yes, I do art trades and commissions. Although I refuse to draw anything Homophobic, Racist, or insensitive to those with both Political and Religious Beliefs. (FYI, I'm a democratic liberal, but I respect all views so long as mine are Respected as well). If you're interested, feel free to hit me up in my comments or a private note.

Art Trades! Simple as pie. Draw something for my new group which can be found by clicking here… and I will be willing to draw just about anything for ya- except anything Homophobic, Racist, or insensitive to those with both Political and Religious Beliefs, as stated before.

Commissions start at $20 per character, fully colored (digital only). Though I'm willing to do simple line art for a character for only $10. All commissions will be done through Paypal and I only accept USD currency. If I have difficulty drawing your character, I will refund you the money. If you want something a little more than just a character sketch, send me a private note and we can work something out.

I am an artist living in the Boston area (Well... at least the halfway point to Boston & Cape Cod). Some call it a hobby, I say it is my calling in life... well, aside from Animal Rescue and my job as a Wildlife Conservationist. Just know that I can be very opinionated, and I don't really care what people think of me. I'm me, and that's all I can really be. If you have any questions or concerns, or just want to hit me up for a conversation, feel free to do so. I promise, I don't bite... much... muahahahaha!

Current Residence: Brockton, Massachusetts
Job or Profession: Wildlife Conservationist in the town of Plymouth & throughout Cape Cod (Wherever I'm stationed for the week). I help to conserve and protect a variety of endangered wildlife habitats. I honestly love my job.
DeviantWEAR sizing preference: Well hung. XD
Favorite genre of music: Folk, classical, some rock, 70's & 80's. A variety. Yeah, a variety... that sounds better.
Favorite photographer: ME!!! Actually, I don't know. I do Wildlife Photography on the side. Maybe I'll post some later.
Political Views: Liberal (Very much liberal, actually)
Favorite style of art: French Impressionist, contemporary concept sketches, comic book, stylized...
Shell of choice: Turtles in a half-shell (Turtle Power!)
Wallpaper of choice: Oh please.
Skin of choice: That's just racist.
Favorite cartoon character: Horace Horsecollar (he da bomb, yo), Mr. Bogus, Hank Hill, and many more
Personal Quote: "I have always liked... Cowa... Bunga..." - Master Splinter

1: What eye color do you find sexiest?

2: White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha?
Milk, but only whole milk. I hate that low-fat shizz.

3: If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be?
A mural, and it would be a blend of Disney and Nintendo characters.

4: Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it?
I didn't grow up in just one town, I traveled with my dad for most of my life. And I loved it!

5: Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite)
My Aunt Joy. She has loved me and accepted me for who I am all of my life and I love her!

6: What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now?
Strawberry/Banana with a hint of lemon!!

7: Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years?
Probably getting caught crawling around in a dumpster, pretending I was Carmen Sandiego.

8: Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years?
I was too busy traveling around the world to be bothered with Middle School... in other words, home-schooled.

9: Most embarrassing moment from your high school years?
I attended a Public High School for my half of my junior year and onward. Unfortunately I don't have many interesting stories from
that brief time-period.

10: Pirates or ninjas? Why?
Ninjas. Four words: Teenaged Mutant NINJA Turtles.

11: Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground?
Yes, even today, climbing a tree is and sitting that high up is sometimes my only solace.

12: Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set?
Yes, and yes.

13: If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get?
Um, I already have two dogs, four cats, a Gray Tree frog, a Rococo Toad, and five turtles. But one can never have too many pets.

14: What's your most favorite part of your body?
My chest. Nice n' hairy.

15: What's your most favorite part of your personality?
My caring, compassionate nature.

16: Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares?
If I had to choose, Modonna... only because 80s music rocks.

17: Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through?
Yeah, no....

18: Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk?
I don't watch sports, nor do I drink.

19: What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life?
French Onion Pizza with Roasted Red-Peppered Sausage. Oh... MY GAWD.

20: Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with?
I honestly can't tell the difference.

21: Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?)
Whole milk.

22: Which continents have you been on?
North & South America, Europe, Northern Africa (Egypt)

23: Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories?
No, I am quite comfortable in the air and on the sea.

24: Backpacks or satchels?
BOTH are extremely handy when you hike, rock-climb, and kayak as much as I do!

25: Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants?
Yes, I definitely would not mind showing off my PRIDE!

26: What was your favorite cartoon growing up?
Fox's Peter Pan & the Pirates, Bobby's World, Mr. Bogus, The Super Mario Bros. Super Show, Captain N: The Game Master, my god,
the list goes on!!

27: If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why?
I love them both (both are adorable!) but pigs have a better time developing a bond with their owners.

28: If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be?
Beauly, Scotland... the town my direct ancestors, John & William Bissett founded.

29: Longest plane ride you've ever been on?
Boston to Iceland, from Iceland to England.

30: The latest you've ever slept?
I try not to sleep past 11am.

31: Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free?
Buy one? No. Wear it if it were free? Yes.

32: Do you pick at scabs?
Only if they itch and I can't take it anymore.

33: Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto?
Refried, mmmmmm....

34: How far can you throw a baseball?
About the same distance I can throw a rock.

35: If you had to move to another country, where would you move?
Scotland, land of my ancestors!

36: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it?
Ethiopian, no. Vietnamese, yes, and it was tasty. Korean, yes and it was tasty. Nepalese, not that I'm aware of.

37: Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why?
I went to Massachusetts College of Art and Design (MassArt), though I wish I went to school for Environmental Science, since
that's ultimately the career path I chose. :-\

38: A relationship with love or one with sex?
I am happily married to the man of my life. So take a good guess.

39: Do you eat enough vegetables?
Yes, perhaps too many.

40: Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers?
I like Paranormal horror movies, but slasher films literally make me puke sometimes.

41: Would you scratch a crotch itch in public?
Yep, and I have. Sometimes I just don't realize I'm doing it.

42: Do you swear in front of your parents?
Um, yeah. I'm not five.

43: Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween?
Classic Link from The Legend of Zelda. I sewed and stitched and made the props for that costume myself.

44: If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what?
I wouldn't. Though I did have a rockin' blue Mohawk at one time...

45: Do you want to get married? Have kids?
I am married, and my husband's 14-year-old son (and his 2-year-old wild little brother) are enough for me. :)

46: Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should.
I don't use bottles, period. I use a thermos when in the great outdoors, or just take a drink from a clean lake or river.

47: City or nature person?
I am Wildlife Conservationist in my professional life, and a great-outdoors-man on my days off. Definitely a nature guy.

48: Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?)
I painted the Scottish flag over my face once during a Scottish Tatu (festival)

49: Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy?
I dunno. Last time I tried I was like... five or something, and just being silly.

50: Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY!
- I've seen more of the world than most people on Earth.
- I can draw, paint, and sculpt without using references for guides.
- My professional life and personal life mix together beautifully.
- I am proud to say that I am gay and married! Thank you to all the great people who made this legal union possible!
- I have friends of all different faiths and ethnic backgrounds. They all love me for me, and I love them for them, regardless
of religious or political differences.

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thesvetislav Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2017
Happy Birthday!
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Happy Birthday!
dravesee Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013  Student Photographer
Freakin Amazing!!! I have no words to say how much I enjoy ur stuff. I am a great fan of your artwork. I would share a beautiful song to you in return. [link]
Rozahlina Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student Digital Artist
Happy Birthday!! :party:
icediamond7 Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2013  Student General Artist
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!! hope you have a wonderful day. :) :hug:
Sackielc Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2012   Traditional Artist
Rozahlina Featured By Owner Aug 26, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Hey there, how've you been? It's been a while.. I hope you're alright pal.
ticklishwolf Featured By Owner Aug 25, 2012
Hey dude, hope you're still doing well. I'm started to get a little worried about you..
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